To disown my mother(light hearted)

[Crazypetlady]

My mother tagged me in a minions photo quote on facebook surely I am not unreasonable to disown her?

No, don't disown her. Meme the hell out of her. Preferably pick ones with a tree in silhouette. You know, 'Always my mother, my friend, my guru.' Those ones. Every half hour.

YANBU. What are Minions anyway?

Ha think she is on a roll she got my 18 week old ds a ceramic plate and mug minions set from her holidays. I'm not overly sure on what they are either I think they are from a film called despicable me, which I haven't seen.

My Mother remarried 6 months after my Dad died then she pissed off to pastures new, as in a different Country.
THEN she posted photies of her and my new Dad ( who incidentally is only 7 whole years older than me) all over fb. Nice photies of him languishing in a feckin pair of speedos and her in a plus size bikini.
Well that was the day I faced a very hard decision, but I did it I feckin deleted facebrag and have never seen gruesome photies since!

*sneaks off to tag dd on a minions quote

I forgot to mention that she sold the house and didnt give me or her gc a feckin penny piece Hmph !!!!!!!!

Why would she give you money from the sale of her house? It's hers, not yours. You seem quite bitter sugar.

Minions are everywhere but I find them harmless. Makes a change from frozen.

coffeeis nectar My Dad died and left the house to my Mum and in his will he had said that I was to get xxxx amount of money if the family home was ever sold.

You have no choice but to make a passive aggressive post talking about how you hate the type of people tag other's in minion memes, and they probably murder kittens for satanic rituals. You need to nip this in the bud and show her who's boss.