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Or is Jonathan Ross looking good?!

31 replies

Wishfulmakeupping · 16/10/2015 13:09

How have I never noticed before he's rather nice isn't it. Watching him in his 'casual' clothes on loose women (dont judge) and I'm quietly impressed.
I've recently thought Simon Cowell's looking nice too- I'm either going through a weird hormone related crush thing (3rd trimester) or they are genuinely improving with age.

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squoosh · 16/10/2015 13:11

A nip of cooking sherry and a lie down in a darkened room should help this madness to pass.

MajesticSeaFlapFlap · 16/10/2015 13:11

Yabu

I'd rather set my vagina on fire

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Wishfulmakeupping · 16/10/2015 13:19

But the floppy hair and boyish grin...?! Really you don't see it

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MajesticSeaFlapFlap · 16/10/2015 13:25

Still no.

OnlyLovers · 16/10/2015 13:25

No, it's your hormones.

This too shall pass.

Mind you, I quite fancy Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen and am not pregnant, so I can't talk really.

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Wishfulmakeupping · 16/10/2015 13:31

Jesus Christ I can see the Lawrence L-B appeal too..there's no hope!

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squoosh · 16/10/2015 13:33

Two nips of cooking sherry.

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 16/10/2015 13:34

I think he's quite nice looking, but I dont like the way he comes across, he doesn't seem very likeable.

Now, I used to dislike L L-B, but since he lost all his money he seems much more humble and as a result mkre likeable.

Not sure I could fancy either (but then I find Michael Portillo attractive so what do I know)

PinkSquash · 16/10/2015 13:36

Pregnancy hormones are evil buggers, take a look at them in 6 months and see if you still think the same Grin

ShatnersBassoon · 16/10/2015 13:37

Get a hold of yourself woman. You're on a slippery slope, and you'll be falling for Chris Evans and George Osborne on the way down if you don't come to your senses. Just a friendly warning...

pigsDOfly · 16/10/2015 13:37

Definitely your hormones Wishful.

And OnlyLovers really? what is wrong with you people?

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Wishfulmakeupping · 16/10/2015 13:38

Shatners it wouldn't come to that surely?!

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squoosh · 16/10/2015 13:38

Michael Portillo?!

I feel I'm a lone fire fighter trying to quell these flames of weirdness.

ShatnersBassoon · 16/10/2015 13:42

I've seen it happen, to decent, strong women.

If it's any consolation, the other night I dreamt that I wet myself waiting to be interviewed on a train by Michael Portillo. I have no idea what that says about me. Best not to dwell on it.

OnlyLovers · 16/10/2015 13:46

pigs, . What can I say?

People on here have confessed to fancying Putin and Clarkson and all kinds. On balance, I reckon I'm pretty normal. Grin At least LLB shows evidence of being quite witty.

pigsDOfly · 16/10/2015 14:44

Clarkson? Noooooo!

Okay OnlyLovers perhaps you are normal then. Grin

People used to tell the love of my life that he looked like Michael Portillo and I fancied him rotten, so maybe I'm not one to judge.

needmorespace · 16/10/2015 14:48

yanbu - he is gorjus Grin

ImperialBlether · 16/10/2015 14:52

Grin at Putin and Clarkson.

I thought JR was very open about himself today, as though he'd grown up a lot lately. It did sound as though he'd had therapy. He was such an idiot throwing it all away with that stupid phone message. He had a great career at that point and it must have been horrible to watch it disappear, knowing he was responsible.

GoEasyPudding · 16/10/2015 15:57

Friday night telly on the BBC is so much better without Ross.

I thank Russell Brand for leading him astray because if it wasn't for that radio show and that phone message there would have been no Live at the Apollo and then no year round Graham Norton .Instead we would have had Ross doing his same boring offensive interview style and the big stars staying away.

Seriously look at Ross and his interview style on You Tube. Its all - me me me and then oooh female hollywood star, you are attractive, mmmmm nice legs, back to me now.

Terrible Telly, glad that era is over.

re to crushes I want Kenneth Branagh right now. That is not odd though, that's totally normal.

Mind you I could give you a list of maybe 40 stars that would be welcome to bang my head on their headboard until I saw God.

WaggleBee · 16/10/2015 16:03

Hormones.

I fancy some bizarre people when I'm ovulating.

WaggleBee · 16/10/2015 16:05

Never Clarkson though Confused Maybe when I'm down to my last egg.

squoosh · 16/10/2015 16:05

I always found the way he acted quite lechy towards beautiful female celebs to be quite weird. As if he was putting on a laddish act, just didn't ring true. I always get the impression that he's clingy and needy towards his wife.

And I know I'm just guessing and no, I don't actually know him. But so what.

squoosh · 16/10/2015 16:05

And yes Friday night telly is SO much better off with Norton and without Ross.

squoosh · 16/10/2015 16:07

No to Kenneth Branagh. He looks like a chartered surveyor.

GoEasyPudding · 16/10/2015 16:22

Chartered surveyor? Yes, I could get into that...inspect my damp course...

On more normal days its the usual suspects, Hiddleston, Cumberbatch, Gosling. Yawn and same old, same old.