To be concerned I may now be blacklisted by my postie

[IamBubbles1986]

My new postman will definatly remember me. Had a knock on the door and heard sirens, opened up to a very young very panicked postie who thrust a package into my hand and said it started making the noise about a mile up the street. Its ds2's new fireman helmet with lights and sound. Poor kid has to walk for ages with his bag making a "neenor" sound. Its pretty loud lmao

I feel like maybe you should order these repeatedly so every parcel you get makes nee naw sounds he'll wonder what the hell is happening

Tbf ds1 will want one now and it was only £4 so I may well order again haha

Our delivery driver went white when I told him he delivered worms every week

At least it asn't maggotts

Ours was pretty horrified when I told her there were cockroaches in the package she was holding.
To be fair to her though, she has since come in and met our bearded dragon.

It could be worse. My friend opened the door to the Yodel man in a blood splattered wedding dress this morning. It was fake blood I'd just covered her in to decorate it for her halloween costume. But it was really something. He handed her the parcel and tiptoed backwards rather quickly...

tatty I just read that as the yodel man was wearing a blood spattered wedding dress!

Haha seems my experience is pretty miks considering lol. I never knew being a postman was such a high risk job