To be worried about my DD

[timeou]

She's just done this......

She's going to grow up warped, I know it.

Omg!

I like her! But I'm glad she doesn't know where I live.

Haha! Timeou, how old is she?? I love her style xD particularly that the gag matches the dress

She has just turned 12, it was because she doesn't play with the dolls any more so we decided to pack them away. This was the parting shot of bothering with barbies

YANBU

methinks she's seen the Rihanna video....

Haha! Don't show her this whatever you do!

What will Ken say??

Worra - if I had children, I would totally show them that, I would consider it important they see it

Ken should be wearing grey joggers and scratching his bollocks

scratching his bollocks you know a man's trylu comfortable in a relationship when he settles his arse down beside you, put his feet up one arm round you and the other one down his breeks

Nice use of the word 'breeks' sproke, never seen it on here but I always say it IRL!

I've never heard the word "breeks" at all. But it's a good word.

I know someone 30 years older than her who does this. Well published academic and performer too.

Has she read "Fifty Shades of Grey"?

I love the word 'breeks'. Been far too long since I heard it. Infact only ever seen it in "the Broons" or "Oor Wullie".

Disgrace "I know someone 30 years older than her who does this. Well published academic and performer too."

does what, sorry? Ties Barbies to chairs?

The moment my parents realised I'd out grown my Barbie s was when they found a couple strung up from my velux window. (I turned out ok, don't worry everyone! )

Haha well I've got a wee bit Dundonian in me I suppose and my hoose is like the broons most days. It's breeks or keks here. No airs or graces

Awww... Mommy's little serial killer. How cute.

Aww love her. My 8 year old told our 3yo dd to 'eat the head first so he won't see you coming again' when they were eating gingerbread. Mummy's bad influence is rubbing off on her.