Let's play AIBU to fancy….

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Phil Spencer

Who is your AIBU Crush?

Ross Kemp

Fuck off! Noel is lovely. And he has great taste in jumpers

Yes, Greg Davies, that's him. I so would.

Also Dexter Fletcher (Press Gang) In my teens, and then again years later when he was in hotel Babylon and had a face like a bag full of spanners, but the same twinkly eyes.

And Ant from Ant and Dec, since I had a really rude dream about him and his short side kick.

I should probably stop medicating my bad eye and go to bed now before I incriminate myself any further....

Easily done!

Noel Edmonds is actually VVVVVU.

I imagine Noel smelling of hairspray with six inch heels, moving all Kenny Everett-ish.

Putin or Edmonds as posed by Anne despite my political leanings I would go Putin. At least he would go about it in an efficient manner. Edmonds would involve cosmic ordering and beard combing breaks, plus I am a child if the 70's an the velcro effect could prove hazardous in an oral situation

Yes to Michael ball and Greg Davies.

My main crush though is Philip Glenister. He's on my list

Oh, and the big bloke off the chase. I quite like him too.

Louis Theroux - sorry

cattheif there is something about the Beast though

Darth Vader. All that shiny black...

Mr Tumbles

trouble Louis is generally thought of as attractive on here so no need to apologise. You are among friends

James McAvoy
Fred/George Weasley (I do know they're fictional)
Jay Rayner (he looks very naughty)

the big bloke of the chase made me

James Mcavoy isnt U at all

CJ from Eggheads
Yes, I know he's gay ... but I can dream about his beautiful cheekbones !

Jay Raynes would be utterly, utterly filthy. So much that he perhaps does not belong on this thread either.

Whoa catthief I nearly missed it but Ant?! I think even Noel is better!

Al Pacino (if only he were taller)

neal I commend the level of consideration you gave to that very perplexing conundrum.

Mmm, Dexter Fletcher yy to him. Press Gang made me decide to be a journalist but I never met anyone in a news (or features) room who could rival Dexter.

I always think my crushes are totally R - Liam Neeson; James McAvoy . . .the only crush I can't justify at all is Nick Knowles because I know he is an arse but there is just something about him that makes me think he'd be good for a ravishing.

Remembered another one, Robert Glenister, something about his jawline makes me go all funny

Oh, and seeing as Sporticus got a mention, back in the dim and distant past, the actor who played Robbie Rotten

Bob Mortimer.

Idris Elba. I know I'm NBU.

Axel Kicillof. I have met him and he is extremely charismatic I narrowly avoided swooning