Let's play AIBU to fancy….

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Phil Spencer

Who is your AIBU Crush?

Simon from the hairy bikers. He's almost old enough to be my Dad

Andy Murray
Snoop Dogg
Giles Coren

Ed Balls. I bet he's pure filth in bed.

LongDistance Mumsnet should get Yvette on for a chat about the leadership contest and then you could ask her

Vladimir Putin and Gideon George Osborne. I think it is the dead eyes. Also teenage Gohan from DBZ

Steve coogan

Off the telly I fancy
Bear Grylls although he would never fancy me back as I would be useless at shimmying down cliff faces and across merciless scorpion ridden deserts although I would try my best to impress him
As a PP said Hotch from criminal minds but mostly this is pragmatic fancying because I think I'd stand no chance with Morgan although I'd freeze him out with a steelyeyed glare if he called me baby girl

Hugh Bonneville
Douglas Henshall
..... and....er.....( whispers ) Nigel Havers

My weirdest ever fancy was the bloke who played Joe Mangel in Neighbours, but not while he was in Neighbours, years afterwards, when I saw him in a one man show in the theatre.

Mark Little (who is actually very big, well built and well over 6ft). Seeing him live, I found myself fancying the arse off him. I've always liked big blokes, so maybe it was that, I dunno, but fancy him I did.

The crush lasted quite a few years. He'd occasionally pop up on the telly - Buzzcocks, the Wright Stuff, Emmerdale. I've just been looking at old videos of him on youtube and the fancy has gone completely, but for a long time I had quite a thing for him.

Hmmm... thinking of buzzcocks... Iquite like Rhod gilbert too... think it's the tall broad gruff nonnonse about him

Kelly Jones.... Oh yes ....

YY to Eddie Izzard, but only in heels and make up (he's quite short IRL)

Also - Michael Shanks (Daniel Jackson makes me wibbly )

Actually LOLed at Kwazii from Octonauts!

Steve carell. I had a dream the other night where he kept changing from being Steve carrell to Jon hamm. If only I could sleep forever...

IDRIS of course

Tom Selleck. Just checked and I'm half his age!

Billy Bob Thornton

Ciaran Hinds- yanbu

Tim Dowling, who I totally don't think is a weird crush (plays banjo, witty, handsome, bearded) but apparently MN does.

Billy Bob Thornton looks dirty. And not in a good way. More like he needs a bath.

Charlie from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Sawyer from Lost. He looks like he would be pure filth... especially in that C Klein aftershave ad he did wading out of the sea ... (goes all peculiar)

The black guy in the old spice ad ... with or without the "white horse and diamonds". He has a real glint in his eye...

Dara O'Briain - IME funny men are always pure filth ..and I like burly , not weedy pretty boys.

Tommy Lee Jones. Being all gruff.

Not unreasonable though.

Also Alexis Tsipras and Yanis Varoufakis. The latter just looks dangerously sexy and the former has lovely thighs.

RED CARD TO MotherOfAllHellBeasts and Anne, for Jeremy Vile [red card]

I think I just broke my face reading that!