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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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514 replies

itsraininginbaltimore · 21/08/2015 20:39

Phil Spencer

Who is your AIBU Crush?

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Chippednailvarnish · 22/08/2015 09:48

Jim Davidson wins the award for most unreasonable person to fancy! Mind you your clearly not alone as he has been married millions of times...

Aramynta · 22/08/2015 09:49

Marton Cscokas, who is old enough to be my father. Blush

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AnneEtAramis · 22/08/2015 10:57

Hanna
That Orlando Figes bloke though, just don't get that! He's certainly no Latin love God

More for me.

Even the name gives me TRH.

RockerMummy184 · 22/08/2015 11:06

Oh dear, just reading back over some of these and I had NO IDEA that some of these would be classed as even slightly U. (A lot of them are the 'normal' people I'd actually admit to IRL!)

Hugh Laurie as House for example...who could say no?!?

Has anyone mentioned Brian Cranston or Anthony Hopkins?

(I'm 27, this makes me a bit weird doesn't it?!)

cruikshank · 22/08/2015 11:16

Monty Don (housewives' favourite but I soooooo would)
Billy Bob Thornton (he's short, he's unstable but I bet he goes like a fucking train. A dirty train.)

SurlyCue · 22/08/2015 11:28

Rob brydon and his long socks Grin

RoboticSealpup · 22/08/2015 12:34

Totally agree about Kevin Spacey. The whole bisexual thing is kind of hot.

TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 22/08/2015 12:45

Yy to Billy Bob Thornton for those reasons cruikshank Blush

RockerMummy yy to Anthony Hopkins, and nope not weird in my clearly warped mind, I liked him from when I was a teenager Blush

nortonhouse · 22/08/2015 12:50

Totally get the Kevin Spacey thing - spooky charisma
This is maybe my favourite thread ever!

MrsEvadneCake · 22/08/2015 13:02

Neil Gaiman. He is just FAF.

MrsEvadneCake · 22/08/2015 13:03

Oh and Yy to Captain Sensible and Sporticus!!

TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 22/08/2015 13:05

What does FAF mean? Confused

MrsEvadneCake · 22/08/2015 13:12

Sorry Blush Fit As Fuck.

TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 22/08/2015 13:38

Ahhh thank you Blush. DH just asked me how I didn't realise what it meant, feeling very embarrassed now!

cruikshank · 22/08/2015 13:41

Did you see Fargo, TheMotherOfHellBeasts (the tv series)? I had a great wee time to myself watching that. Billy Bob Thornton! Every week!

Agree about Kevin Spacey - you would never quite know what he was going to do next. Which irl would be exhausting, but as it's fancying territory, that's cool.

TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 22/08/2015 13:51

Yes I did cruickshank though I had to hunt it down (we live in South America). Good grief he was hot in that! I thought I was doing an admirable po face and hiding my drool until DH gave me a Hmm look.

TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 22/08/2015 13:52

cruikshank sorry about the typo in your name.

TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 22/08/2015 13:55

Just remembered another of mine, Jeremy Kyle. Blush

cruikshank · 22/08/2015 14:30

Haha, yes I think my (slack-jawed, mesmerised) face would have given me away as well watching that!

JK you're on your own with though, I'm afraid. Although he did appear on Ant and Dec doing this 'I'm a Celebrity get out of me ear' thing where they get celebs to do bizarre things by giving them directions through an invisible earpiece. Most of them were very funny, but Kyle was hilarious as he went totally off-piste and starting improvising even more strange behaviours while still keeping to the instructions - twas very funny and changed my view of him a bit.

AnneEtAramis · 22/08/2015 14:39

Having carefully thought about this, JK might be lucky enough to get it but only because I reckon he needs some domineering. I would most certainly be in charge of that situation.

YeahWellMaybe · 22/08/2015 14:47

Kevin Spacey - gross
Rob Brydon - gross
Hugh Laurie - gross + zero sex appeal
Alan Rickman - yabvvvvu double gross yuck his lower teeth and awful voice eeeeyyuw
Billy bob - gross but yea I would
Louis Theroux nothing unreasonable there Wink

TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 22/08/2015 14:48

I think with JK he's always going on about safe sex, and sex when you love somebody or it means something, it would be nice to see how much he lost control/if he lost control. I realise that is a very irresponsible attitude.

Well considered Anne but I have to disagree, I would have to let him be in control. Can't believe I thought that, let alone wrote it! Blush

TheMotherOfHellbeasts · 22/08/2015 14:49

That made me snort Yeahwell Grin

timeou · 22/08/2015 14:53

Journey's steve Perry and the lovely Warwick Davis....

LumpySpacedPrincess · 22/08/2015 15:07

Ed, with the beard...

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