I have moved on from John Craven ( circa 1978) I now fancy Mark Carney

[MaryBerrysEyelashes]

He will have ALL the money

I have a signed, framed picture of Les Dennis.

I've been in love with him since I was 5.

OH bought me it, as a wooing present, it worked.

OH knows that there will always be 3 people in this relationship.

My first love was Timothy Claypole

but mark carney has ALL THE MONEY

I want him on for a webchat about, er.. interest rates

MC has that air of "don't mess with me or I will smile as I destroy you"

He can quantitatively ease me any time

Mark carney? Yes, he can!

He is very attractive. I'm sure dh won't really mind as long as mc continues keeping the interest rates down.

thats not all he can keep down with me

or up

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I need a spreadshet

He can stimulate my economy.

I think iu can match his INFLATION TARGET

He can quantitativeIy ease me any time

I'm with you on this one, the man is HOT

he cn graph my marginal returns

recaps to 1st year micro

he can publicly censure me

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He can examine my gross domestic product.

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(Economics o level. B grade)

he can fluctuate my supply and demand

poor poor postgrad trying to teach it to us non specialists

ooh ooh
he can look at MY gold reserve

Likewise Iwanttobeadog

Mark Carney is a total GOTBOEILF!

I'll yield to his bonds

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He's not as not as Mr Halfpenny though. No one is

Yawn

I'd let him increase my interest rate.

D grade GCSE maths

He can examine my gross domestic product

Pahahahaaaaaa!!

So wrong. I like it.

I was addressed by him in a keynote speech once. Let me tell you when that man addresses you you know you've been addressed.

Oh Dilys, I've come over all a-quiver