Have awful period pains so

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I'm sat in bed eating a HUGGE bowl of pasta.

AIBU?

Nope. Unless you don't intend to follow it up with some chocolate and a hot water bottle, in which case yes YABU.

I can beat that... I sat in the bath once with a huge bowl of pasta when I had cramps

But yes, dessert has to be chocolate!

In no way are you being unreasonable - enjoy!

No. Have some chocolate too

I have done the same...huge bowl of pasta with melted cheese (my comfort food of choice) followed by a 100g bar of white chocolate.

Not unreasonable at all.

No sounds lovely.

Now have a feminax and a large glass of wine and you will be sorted for the night.

Does that work for you? Would make it much worse for me, but anything that works is NBU.

Well seeing as you're eating freekin pasta. What kind of a bloody comfort is that.
You should be munching on a mahoooosive piece or rather a whole chocolate cake and be enjoying. The mahooosivist glass of in the world or two.

If there's no cheese, then YABU. Cheese (and chocolate) are scientifically proven to relieve period pains.

Course there was cheese - Jarlsberg! Now eating last of Turkish delight cadburys. Mmmm

9am andand now I want a bowl of cheesey pasta!