DH is slobbering over an ice lolly

[Ananke99]

WIBU to kill him. I sent him into another room and I can still hear him slurping. It's giving me serious rage!

Yanbu!!!

Yanbu

I'll give you an alibi

Another room?
Yabu!
Slobberers belong in the garden!

Piss off - it could be worse

Imagine that with a lascivious wink and a comedy raised eyebrow like my DH offered me yesterday

I naturally looked appalled as it was so damn hot

No need to send him into another room.

Just kill him where he stands.

Misophonia sucks - I want to kill people for eating loudly too. Or near me. Or humming, chewing, clicking finger joints...

I just don't understand why he was so bloody loud with it!

Yanbu...adults shouldn't eat icecreams or lollys.

That's that.

Yanbu...adults shouldn't eat icecreams or lollys.

But why not?

It wasn't me

Sign have a bowl of icecream ffs. Slobbering adults look WRONG with icecreams etc.

I think this is called sploshing.

Sadly he can't even eat a bowl of ice cream properly! He scoops up a huge spoonful, crams it in and slowly removes the spoon from his mouth like he's carrying out a sex act on it shudders

I think the only solution is for me to eat all of the ice lollies and ice cream before he gets home.

Ice-cream is too heavy on the stomach when it's this hot - ice-lollies are much more refreshing as well.

But slobberers should be made to eat in the shed. Fact.