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AIBU?

DH is slobbering over an ice lolly

14 replies

Ananke99 · 02/07/2015 20:39

WIBU to kill him. I sent him into another room and I can still hear him slurping. It's giving me serious rage!

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ListenToYourHeart · 02/07/2015 20:58

Yanbu!!!

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crje · 02/07/2015 21:00

Yanbu

I'll give you an alibi

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WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant · 02/07/2015 21:00

Another room?
Yabu!
Slobberers belong in the garden!

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LaurieFairyCake · 02/07/2015 21:02

Piss off - it could be worse

Imagine that with a lascivious wink and a comedy raised eyebrow like my DH offered me yesterday Hmm

I naturally looked appalled as it was so damn hot Grin

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RubbishRobotFromTheDawnOfTime · 02/07/2015 21:06

No need to send him into another room.

Just kill him where he stands.

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flyingspaghettimonster · 02/07/2015 21:14

Misophonia sucks - I want to kill people for eating loudly too. Or near me. Or humming, chewing, clicking finger joints...

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Ananke99 · 02/07/2015 21:15

I just don't understand why he was so bloody loud with it!

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TheHouseOnBellSt · 02/07/2015 21:18

Yanbu...adults shouldn't eat icecreams or lollys.

That's that.

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Signlake · 02/07/2015 21:27

Yanbu...adults shouldn't eat icecreams or lollys.

But why not?

Confused

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icelollycraving · 02/07/2015 21:39

It wasn't me Wink

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TheHouseOnBellSt · 02/07/2015 21:43

Sign have a bowl of icecream ffs. Slobbering adults look WRONG with icecreams etc.

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Ethylred · 02/07/2015 22:50

I think this is called sploshing.

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Ananke99 · 03/07/2015 15:03

Sadly he can't even eat a bowl of ice cream properly! He scoops up a huge spoonful, crams it in and slowly removes the spoon from his mouth like he's carrying out a sex act on it shudders

I think the only solution is for me to eat all of the ice lollies and ice cream before he gets home.

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googoodolly · 03/07/2015 15:08

Ice-cream is too heavy on the stomach when it's this hot - ice-lollies are much more refreshing as well.

But slobberers should be made to eat in the shed. Fact.

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