Background: Dc and Dh had been ill which meant that I had spent the last couple of weeks getting up early to sort out the dc/breakfast/school run etc, despite also fighting off the bug myself.
The other night when dh was feeling a bit better I mentioned how excited I was about having a lie-in the following morning if he wouldn't mind getting up with the dc. He said fine.
The following morning I was woken up before the children were awake by dh stroking my leg. Swatted him away.
Dh: Are you awake?
Me: Sort of.
Dh: Fancy some action?
NO. I DO NOT FANCY SOME SODDING ACTION!
WIBU?