As a newbie to ask...?

[enviro300]

Hello! Fresh out of the wrapper member. Been reading a while and love the lack of neon, swearing ( we need to sometimes ) and honesty.
Can anyone take time to fill me in on etiquette? Abbreviations etc? So I avoid accidents.....cheers .

Welcome enviro. I like swearing too!

Ha ha ha - if you have any "accidents" I'm sure you'll be told in no uncertain terms [grins]

have a look on "acronymns" (above)

There is a list of acronyms up there ^

One tip, this thread shouldn't be in AIBU.

Thanks so much. I'm bouncing around the bathroom with excitement at getting a reply to my first EVER thread I should get out more to be honest.....

Oh, sorry! I thought it was a lot to ask for a long list of do and don't! I shall study each thread and learn where to put stuff ( fires up ancient laptop...)

Blushing at my first mistake

Welcome to MN.

No huns. We are vipers and atrocious cunts
No bubz. They are DC or PFB
No hubbies. He is DH
No lolz. That is what is for

Some MNers will tell you not to have numbers in your name...

I am not a text speak fan thankfully, I don't understand half of it! Ah, the username thing I didn't know! It's a hint at my job. First thing that came to mind. Some brilliant usernames on here. I've giggled at a few while creeping silently around the site.....

at atrocious cunts

There's a mumsnet etiquette thread in the 'etiquette' folder. It's quite funny :) welcome newbie