teens/men hand down trousers/jeans...

[ghostspirit]

aibu to ask why do men walk about with their hand down their trousers/jeans

To prevent passing women from raiding the contents of their testicles

'Every sperm is sacred' dontya know

i thought it was incase their willys fell off...daughters bf said its blokes with small willys that do it

Fresh supply of eau de sweaty balls for the pulse points? Pheromones, don't-y'-know.

Got to check they don't fall off...
Got to check they haven't fallen off yet...
Better check they are still there...
Either that or constant itching from lice/fleas.

I remind the boys that it's not going to fall off quite frequently, but they still feel the need to hold on for dear life, sometimes. DS1's of an age where I just tell him to go to his room, by himself, if he really needs to be touching it.