I blame the thread about cat sitting, it has tipped my iPad over the edge into insanity. Now it's flashing between AIBU and a blank screen with a keyboard. It won't turn off or go back to the home screen, and it's on an almost full charge so it'll take hours to shut down.
I don't know why a cat sitting thread drove it insane, it's usually the parking threads that make me feel as though reality and I are moving apart from each other. 