Took the kids out earlier and DP was meant to do a few chores, the main one being a massive load of dishes we are poor and don't have a dishwasher
Got home 2.5 hours later and not one thing was washed up. The reason DP gave was that the neighbour was in her garden sunbathing and DP didn't want to look like he was perving.
Our kitchen window does overlook their garden but was this an acceptable excuse?