to hate the MNHQ ' sorry for the mass email' message

[BadgersArse]

they forget i am the ONLY ONE to report a thread . prim

How do you know you are the only one?

because I hate the idea that someone else noticed it. Its vanity

MNHQ SAY I AM THE ONLY ONE

MNHQ! SAY I AM THE ONLY ONE

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh, you wanna be the only one the only one

Oh, mass emails are sooo last season.

HQ normally send a handsome man to thank me profusely for reporting.

He also pours me a glass of wine and runs me a hot bubble bath before massage and dinner.

I thought everyone got this personal treatment?

I KNEW IT! I knew I was being sold a doozie.
crappy email and all

Just one worra ? Oh.

Yanbu, I like the personal jokey replies, although Worra's platinum service looks good.

If you report that you're the Only One, MNHC might get the wrong idea (skim reading) and send Chesney "One and Only" Hawkes round.

I got a virtual badge once. But only because I asked for it and they felt sorry for me.

NIk Kershaw write that Chesney Hawkes song anyway.

You need to pick your thread for a personal email. I can guess which one you have reported today though.

I always thought it was Bob Holness.

I get personal email when I report something that's clearly entirely above board

My trolldar is well bent or deaf or summat.

I suspect we ALL reported the same thread today

I didn't Pacific on the basis that it was fairly obvious lots of people would. I too have reported threads which were completely above board.

I got a holiday (with handsome bubble bath man) thought everyone did. Silly me. Still an email is lovely.

It's worra here having hacked that show off cah Giddy's account

Is there anyyone that didn't report that thread?

I'm off to pick a thread to report to see if I can get Worra's platinum service.

Leaving Giddy's account and off to hack Moln Love worra

Kind of want to report a random thread now to see what kind of your trolldar is broken email I get...

I mostly get personal messages when I point out random . advertising (you know, bumping a three year old thread on baby dungarees with a link to a website ). I got the mass one tonight. I am not proud, I will take any acknowledgement.

I never know whether I should reply thanking them for thanking me for reporting. You know, like penpals. It gives me social anxiety.

Now a man sent round to give me a massage on the other hand, I'd know what to do with him this is clearly lies, Ive been single so long I wouldn't have a scoobies

Lowry
Yes, I see you crying
And I feel your broken heart