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To want to peg DH

82 replies

8uvuz · 28/04/2015 14:35

Ever since I heard about pegging (www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/love-sex/sex/a32421/what-is-pegging/) I've been dying to try it out, but can't bring up the courage to ask DH, even though I'm sure he'd love it. Anyone had any success in this dept?

OP posts:
blue42 · 28/04/2015 14:38
PanGalaticGargleBlaster · 28/04/2015 14:40

Is it Friday?

LineRunner · 28/04/2015 14:40

Nice.

ChocolateTeacup · 28/04/2015 14:41

Well you can't do it without him being interested.... That would be rape. Speak to him or forget about it, although I'm not sure what dying your hair has to do with anything.

Branleuse · 28/04/2015 14:41

well if you cant bring yourself to discuss it, then you probably won't get to try it.

Pyjamaschocolateandwine · 28/04/2015 14:41

Fuck me am I late for the school run?

YouPooPooBumBum · 28/04/2015 14:41

Be sure to come back and update this thread when you do it . . .

TwartFaceBeetj · 28/04/2015 14:42

You might find something in the archives Of mumsnet.

Sherlocked221b · 28/04/2015 14:42
Hmm
thetroubleis · 28/04/2015 14:42
Pyjamaschocolateandwine · 28/04/2015 14:43

And op it's anal sex dear.

Pegging is for moms washing.

Kewcumber · 28/04/2015 14:44

Go for it.

I would suggest you let him know first though.

TwartFaceBeetj · 28/04/2015 14:45

How many pegs would you need to hang a dh on a washing line? Think plastic ones would break, but maybe the old fashioned dolly pegs might do it?

Pyjamaschocolateandwine · 28/04/2015 14:46

Depends on the size of your dh though. Mine would need loads.

TwartFaceBeetj · 28/04/2015 14:48

Average size, maybe a small beer belly,

Putting him horizontal might spread the weight a bit.

WutheringFrights · 28/04/2015 14:50

I've got one of those soctopus things from Ikea (to hang me socks up like) do you think that would work?
I think DH might notice though...should I take the socks of first?

WutheringFrights · 28/04/2015 14:50

Ahem off

fridgepants · 28/04/2015 14:51

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TwartFaceBeetj · 28/04/2015 14:55

Yes take the socks off first, the maybe the soctapuss could hold his head.

Should one arm be put over the line too? Or would that be classed as cheating?

Bicarb · 28/04/2015 14:59

Why not just ask? The worst that going to happen is that he says no. Have you ever put something up his bum?

The most popular way to start (I've found) is a cheeky finger while giving a blow job, and work up from there.

Grantaire · 28/04/2015 14:59

Come on OP, out with it. What do you want? Sordid tales of sexual depravity from people you hope are women? Welcome to the Internet. You don't need to work this hard for it. Can I suggest google and some filthy words. Unless that's what you want from us, the thrill of the chase. In that case, beg away. It didn't work for DH who is trussed up in the linen cupboard, pegs on every spare inch of aching flesh. You can try though.

MephistophelesApprentice · 28/04/2015 15:01

Like the PP says, start with a finger.

DON'T just walk out with a bloody strap on already on. Even the most open... minded individuals can become a bit tense when surprised.

Source: Personal experience, male.

ShouldIworryornothelp · 28/04/2015 15:02

Surely he'd break the washing line?

whatsthatcomingoverthehill · 28/04/2015 15:05

OP I suggest you take yourself along to netmums, they're far more relaxed about this sort of thing. And then you can chat to your heart's content with other like minded people (i.e. men).

iwishiwasasarah · 28/04/2015 15:06

I love wooden clothes pegs.

Cath Kidston does her own washing line, pegs and peg bag.

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