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To purposely avoid shaving? *half lighthearted*

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UghReally · 02/04/2015 16:31

Bit of a weird one I know, But this is AIBU and I see weird sh*t here all the time so I'm sure none of you will choke on your pearls! Anyhow...
DP has always expressed a preference for me being shaven down there. Fairenough, we all have our preferences. I'm currently pregnant and due to feeling like death I dont feel like doing shower aerobics to get every last bit of hair.... We've still been having sex pretty regularly, every 1-2 days. However now DP has decided that he'd rather not have sex with me until I shave again... because it "feels and looks weird" like your penis maybe? WIBU to never shave again?

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PuntasticUsername · 02/04/2015 16:32

YANBU. Your body, your choice.

DawnOfTheDoggers · 02/04/2015 16:34

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WorraLiberty · 02/04/2015 16:34

Tell him he's a wanker and from now on, he can take that in the literal sense.

DawnOfTheDoggers · 02/04/2015 16:35

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CloserToFiftyThanTwenty · 02/04/2015 16:35

What Worra said...!

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UghReally · 02/04/2015 16:35

Worraliberty, Great one! I told him to shave his arse and f--k himself but yours works too....

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StillStayingClassySanDiego · 02/04/2015 16:36

If you feel like death and don't want to shave in order to keep him happy then don't do it.

He can like it or not, his choice.

Shapebandit · 02/04/2015 16:36

Def not BU!

dementedpixie · 02/04/2015 16:36

yanbu. I have never shaved there and don't intend to even if dh wanted me to. I'd have to be a contortionist to get rid of it all

Buttercup27 · 02/04/2015 16:37

Yanbu! But if he does mention it again, tell him you prefer no hair too. Then smile sweetly as you explain you have booked him an appointment for a back, sack and cracked wax. See if he still prefers no hair then Grin

dementedpixie · 02/04/2015 16:38

I'd grow it and put bunches in when it's long enough!

BitchPeas · 02/04/2015 16:38

What a tosser.

I would let it grow and grow and grow.

Until he got a back sack and crack, because ya know, he looks and feels weird Wink

Buttercup27 · 02/04/2015 16:38

cracked crack damp auto correct!

Hobby2014 · 02/04/2015 16:39

Yeah, let it grow, plait it and maybe add some embellishments Grin

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UghReally · 02/04/2015 16:39

But he does shave down there D:
Thats why I can't use the argument of "Once you do it" D:

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BolshierAyraStark · 02/04/2015 16:39

Sounds like a wanker, as Worra said that can be his option from now on.

thatduck · 02/04/2015 16:42

Give him the razor?

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UghReally · 02/04/2015 16:43

mmm... I wonder...
I do have this little machine thingy that braids hair (See pic attached) I wonder if it would work.... mmmm

To purposely avoid shaving? *half lighthearted*
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UghReally · 02/04/2015 16:43

thatduck im not sure what you mean but that sounds a bit aggressive XD

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HellKitty · 02/04/2015 16:44

He shaves himself bald?!?
Jesus. Does he look like the last Turkey on the shelf on Christmas Eve?

SpringtimeForShatner · 02/04/2015 16:44

You alter your appearance to please yourself. You don't do it to stop an idiot sulking.

YANBU to want to please yourself.

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UghReally · 02/04/2015 16:45

Hellkitty I just spat my coffee everywhere...

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dementedpixie · 02/04/2015 16:46

Maybe thatduck means get him to shave you if you can't reach

HellKitty · 02/04/2015 16:47

Sorry ugh Grin

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UghReally · 02/04/2015 16:48

Dementedpixie (nice name!) I can reach just i just can't be arsed to be honest

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