... because I have a huge, black bruise down there???
I am booked in for a swab to be taken tomorrow (have to have an STI test before referral to fertility clinic is done) but I have somehow managed to get the worlds biggest, and blackest, bruise... Right there!
God knows how I have done it! Not had any particular rough encounters that would have caused it but it is so obvious, and ginormous I am very tempted to cancel my appointment as I darent show the nurse!!!
WWYD?