To feel the world is ganging up on me?

[MotherBluestocking]

1. I have just spent the last hour cleaning blood out of the grouting on our new kitchen floor after the cat brought me a not-quite-dead pigeon as a Valentine's present.
2. The knob has fallen off my KitchenAid.
3. The biggest spider in the world is crawling across the floor towards me.

And you've posted a thread in AIBU. Blimey you're brave glutton for punishment

YABU - that's nothing. I was cleaning up large quantities of diahorrea at 3am. Tops your pigeon, knob and spider I think.

Sorry, but diarrhoea in the silent watches would be a breeze compared with the KitchenAid knob trauma.

I don't know what I'd do if my knob fell off my KA.

Can it not just be pushed back on? Or failing that an an emergency service you could call?

It's split in two. Superglue might be the answer. But that's a good suggestion about emergency services - perhaps the fire brigade would be able to help. How many firemen do you think they'd send?

We can join in if you like

But assuming you don't fancy that have some

Mrs Wolowitz - I feel your pain. The hairdryer/hairbrush saga has a tragic inevitability that proves incontrovertibly that life is against you.

Mrs Wolowitz - I have fallen over, banged my knee and there is a mark.

My Christmas orchid is definitely dead.

The teenagers have used all the bread for toast except one small crust.

Ganged up on indeed.