To present to you... another mad curtain thread!

[BlueSuedeStiletto]

I can't quite believe I'm typing this. I read the infamous curtain thread with incredulity. I genuinely couldn't believe that people get het up about such things.

However- today, the estate agent who manages my flat called me to arrange a good time for someone to come and fix the entry phone and actually said to me "we've noticed you often keep your bedroom curtains closed all Day. Is there a reason we should know about?"

Wtf!?

I'd reply that yes there is a very good reason for leaving the curtains closed. Then I wouldnt tell him what it is.

"Oh yes! I should have said... I have copulating giraffes in my bedroom! So silly of me"

That's exactly what I did IKnewYou! I hope it drives him crazy trying to figure it out

Is there a reason though? You can tell us

I'm running a brothel and growing drugs My bedroom is overlooked by 4 kitchens of a block of flats next to my place.

I always keep mine shut in winter, keeps the heat in, though copulating giraffes is also a good reason.

"I shut them to stop nosey estate agents from snooping!" perhaps???