My colleague makes orgasm noises when she sneezes.

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She has a cold.

I'm being very British about it all but I twitch every time she goes 'Uh-UH' in my ear.

WIBU to demand that she be signed off ill until her cold improves? It's really the only solution at this point.

she's making sneezing noises - you are just projecting

pervert

These are DIFFERENT to normal sneezes. They've got more oomph to them. They're not simple expectorations of snot - I could cope with those!

How do you know that's what she sounds like when she reaches orgasm. Maybe you make sneezing noises when you climax and everyone's just been too polite to tell you?

Quite possibly, Bair. I must ring my past paramours and check

Honestly, her sneezes sound rude!

I agree with Bair

I am sure I have an article in a trashy magazine about somebody who orgasmed when sneezing. Maybe she having an orgasm?

Next time she does it say loudly "I'll have what she's having" and wink lustily at anyone who looks at you. See if she gets the hint?
HTH

Every time my husband sneezes it sound like a large volcanic eruption of snot has just escaped from his nose, I hate it.
I wish he would sneeze more a bit more quietly, unreasonable I know but I just really hate it.

I do hope not, mostly she has an awful lot of them if so

hotfuzzra, I like that idea

Does anyone remember the Sherlock episode where the Woman changes his text alert to go 'Ahhh'?

My colleague sounds similar to that.

I think I'd prefer the orgasm sound to my husbands sounds.

My husband sneezes about seven times in a row, one after the other.
It makes me want to stab him, vigorously and repeatedly

You'd hate it in my house, we do the Ninja sneeze. Or the opera sneeze.