...to find the King of Jordan mega hot?

[theforceawakens]

He's just so manly and, well, hot. Particularly the photo of him in his combat gear.

I can't be alone in my new obsession, surely?

MooseBeTimeForSnow "I give you Hamdan bin Mohammed Al Maktoum"

Oh I say! That is terribly kind of you. It's my birthday soon so would you please gift wrap him?

Ooooh....delurking briefly to say that I have met him many times.....and he is lovely.....and does have very impressive hands .

As you were.

WHAT??? JUSTGEMMA you have MET him? I need more information. NOW!

Gruntfuttock happy to oblige. I'd have to check his the package first, just to ensure its in working order

Thanks so much. I can't wait to find out where you put the bow.

His wife is hotter to be fair.

Yes.....I don't want to out myself....But over 2 years I met him many times, I met Rania more and the kids too. He is quite short though...but he has a real 'presence' in a room.

How short is 'quite short'?

Next time you see him JustGemma please don't tell him I've been admiring his 'buns of steel' but give him my number please

Well....shorter than me, and I am 5"9. A good bit shorter.

Look, I'm tall. But I just don't care about his height. The man ooooozes charisma. He's practically dripping with it.

He looks like the kind of man who would immediately light two cigarettes after a fuck (this man is no "love maker"), he hands one over (to me, natch) and when it's finished he is good to go again.

I fear my second glass of wine may have led me to share too much....

I bet he doesn't do cunnilingus

I bet he does! It's a power trip for him.

At least the King of Jordan in my head does.

goldfish?

What's goldfish?

I mentioned 'Lace' earlier.

It's a reference to a notorious sex scene from that book; one in which that Prince later King Abdullah is main protagonist.

I hope this link takes you to the right bit: includes a goldfish

And in looking for that, I came across an interview with the author, and the character was (how loosely I wonder?) based on King Hussein of Jordan.

I think my mother had a yearning for King Hussein . She was very taken with the idea that he had an English wife. He had a beautiful accent too. Mum was short, so the height wouldn't have bothered her.

Why would he not do cunnilingus ? Is it not the done thing in Jordan ?

I have found my people.

And now I must kill you all. I will have no rivals, I tell you.

I wasn't really going to kill you all.

lulls

I believe that, as the op, I have dibs on Abdullah. keep your hands off. Hands off I tell you!

I am also intrigued.....any Jordanians out there what to shed any light on the cunnilingus question?

meditrina

Ive just discovered his wife was in the year above me at secondary school - fancy that - it could have been me getting the goldfish treatment!!

No idea about Jordanians and cunnilingus but my ex-husband was Syrian (probably still is) and he didn't have a clue about that stuff until I taught guided him.