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...to find the King of Jordan mega hot?

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theforceawakens · 06/02/2015 12:01

He's just so manly and, well, hot. Particularly the photo of him in his combat gear.

I can't be alone in my new obsession, surely?

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Gruntfuttock · 06/02/2015 18:54

MooseBeTimeForSnow "I give you Hamdan bin Mohammed Al Maktoum"

Oh I say! That is terribly kind of you. It's my birthday soon so would you please gift wrap him?

JustGemma · 06/02/2015 18:55

Ooooh....delurking briefly to say that I have met him many times.....and he is lovely.....and does have very impressive hands Wink.

As you were.

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theforceawakens · 06/02/2015 19:02

WHAT??? JUSTGEMMA you have MET him? I need more information. NOW!

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MooseBeTimeForSnow · 06/02/2015 19:14

Gruntfuttock happy to oblige. I'd have to check his the package first, just to ensure its in working order

Gruntfuttock · 06/02/2015 19:19

Thanks so much. I can't wait to find out where you put the bow.

waithorse · 06/02/2015 19:31

His wife is hotter to be fair.

JustGemma · 06/02/2015 19:31

Yes.....I don't want to out myself....But over 2 years I met him many times, I met Rania more and the kids too. He is quite short though...but he has a real 'presence' in a room.

AuntieStella · 06/02/2015 19:34

How short is 'quite short'?

fuckmeblindiknowthatcat · 06/02/2015 19:38

Next time you see him JustGemma please don't tell him I've been admiring his 'buns of steel' but give him my number please

JustGemma · 06/02/2015 19:39

Well....shorter than me, and I am 5"9. A good bit shorter.

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theforceawakens · 06/02/2015 19:50

Look, I'm tall. But I just don't care about his height. The man ooooozes charisma. He's practically dripping with it.

He looks like the kind of man who would immediately light two cigarettes after a fuck (this man is no "love maker"), he hands one over (to me, natch) and when it's finished he is good to go again.

I fear my second glass of wine may have led me to share too much....

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AnyFucker · 06/02/2015 19:53

I bet he doesn't do cunnilingus

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theforceawakens · 06/02/2015 19:56

I bet he does! It's a power trip for him.

At least the King of Jordan in my head does.

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meditrina · 06/02/2015 19:58

goldfish?

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theforceawakens · 06/02/2015 19:59

What's goldfish? Confused

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meditrina · 06/02/2015 20:15

I mentioned 'Lace' earlier.

It's a reference to a notorious sex scene from that book; one in which that Prince later King Abdullah is main protagonist.

meditrina · 06/02/2015 20:22

I hope this link takes you to the right bit: includes a goldfish

And in looking for that, I came across an interview with the author, and the character was (how loosely I wonder?) based on King Hussein of Jordan.

eddiemairswife · 06/02/2015 20:27

I think my mother had a yearning for King Hussein . She was very taken with the idea that he had an English wife. He had a beautiful accent too. Mum was short, so the height wouldn't have bothered her.

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 20:29

Why would he not do cunnilingus ? Is it not the done thing in Jordan ?

AlistairSim · 06/02/2015 20:33

I have found my people.

And now I must kill you all. I will have no rivals, I tell you.

AlistairSim · 06/02/2015 20:48

I wasn't really going to kill you all.

lulls

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theforceawakens · 06/02/2015 20:58

I believe that, as the op, I have dibs on Abdullah. keep your hands off. Hands off I tell you!

I am also intrigued.....any Jordanians out there what to shed any light on the cunnilingus question?

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theforceawakens · 06/02/2015 20:59

meditrina Shock Shock Shock Shock Shock Shock

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forago · 06/02/2015 21:01

Ive just discovered his wife was in the year above me at secondary school - fancy that - it could have been me getting the goldfish treatment!!

fuckmeblindiknowthatcat · 06/02/2015 21:22

No idea about Jordanians and cunnilingus but my ex-husband was Syrian (probably still is) and he didn't have a clue about that stuff until I taught guided him.