Not AIBU but very funny..boy suspended for terroism

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www.polygon.com/2015/2/1/7960307/fourth-grader-suspended-lord-of-the-rings

I know it's in America but it's so outrageous lol

He was also suspended for calling a black classmate black and bringing in a picture of a pregnant woman . I bet the HT is a
N out of touch 70 year old who doesn't know /understand the power of social media .

I think that because it's texas it may be a an ultra religious school. Very amusing though

Terrorism FFS. It's to the point where kids can't play.
When my dd was little her and her friends used to pretend to be fairies and make the boys "disappear!.
Does that make her a terrorist. !!!!!

I guess that according to this school it does

Suspended four times in six months!

I'd either be finding a new school or a decent psychiatrist.

Psychiatrist for the head teacher maybe

Well if the kid doesn't need one then the head does!

absolutely brilliant this one, oh, and rainbow sheep don't exist either ! may be my step grand daughter will get kicked out of play group for saying that !

I'm willing to bet that there is waaaay more to this story.

"I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend's existence," Steward told the News.

Suspended for calling a black classmate black?

The comments underneath are bloody brilliant.

It's a public (state) school, OP, so it can't be religious, ultra or otherwise.

I loved the reader comments.

"Taking the school’s premise seriously for a second, why is invisibility unsafe?"

I'm willing to bet that there is waaaay more to this story.
Yes.

I frequently got death threats at school - wouldn't have minded seeing the perpetrators expelled.

Downside is I probably said I could/would kill somebody at some juncture.

Death threats are one thing but playing make believe is something completely different