To eat an entire pack of chocolate biscuits?

[SorchaN]

I already ate an entire pack of chocolate biscuits.
I have another pack here.
I'm diabetic.
My partner is REALLY pissing me off.

Yeah, yeah, I know - it's just food; it's not love .

Put them in a plaggy bag and stamp them into crumbs, so they're not calling to you any more.

You'll only regret it, and they won't make you feel any better

What's your twat of a partner been up to?

Stamp them into crumbs?! Shh, they'll hear you!

Thanks for the hug, Zigzag!

My partner has done nothing wrong. He went to his mother's. But I'd asked him to come to my place (nearer to his work) because we're having bad weather. Only he didn't get the text (or so he says). Twat.

IABU . And now drip-feeding. There's no end to my U...

That's not a bloody drip feed! Now throw in that his mum's keeping him there on purpose and she comes round to do your washing up without being asked and you might have something

Does he know you're feeling a bit crap?

(kill the crumbs with fire)

As long as you don't slip into a diabetic coma accidentally crushing the other pack of biscuits YANBU

Actually, his mum is really nice! You're right; I'm just feeling a bit crap. Stupid virus; I probably need to get some sleep.

Thanks so much for cheering me up and giving me a bit of perspective!

There will be chocolate biscuits another day (breakfast!)...

And yes, FightOrFlight, crushed biscuits are wasted on the comatose!

Yes, crush them into crumbs!

Then mix them into ice cream.

God, it's been years since I did that. Must rectify that situation!

I just ate half a pack (435 calories worth) of malted milk, half a bag of M&M's, haribos, fruit pastilles and half a quiche. And I complain im fat all the time and keep meaning to diet again... Hmm... Reconsidering where my life went wrong