To smother DP in his sleep...

[cleoismycat]

....because of how loudly he's grinding his teeth? ð??¬

Can I join you?
Mine is grunting with every outward breath. Its putting me off my MNetting

Not a jury of your mn peers would ever convict. I'm just about to stab mine for being a grumpy arsed cunt. That's ok too.

Stab him with an icicle- no evidence

Yanbu

Seems like a totally reasonable response to me. Let's hope I'm on the jury.

I'd be doing everyone a favour if I smothered dp he is actually Darth Vader and know this because he does that Darth Vader breathing in my ear EVERY NIGHT.

YANBU.

Icicle murder-brilliant!!! One stab them pop in the gin and tonic.

Yanbu. Send him to the spare room or the couch. I cannot sleep with my mega snoring dh unless I have had a couple glasses of wine. We have been together 12years and it became a major factor in our near divorce lol. We have a compromise, but sleep is too precious when u have dc's. Sleep togethr at the weekend when we shag lol

Its works for us. Horses for courses and all that

Remember to rinse it off first Cleo you want a g&t not a bloody mary

Probably a better idea than my solution of putting my finger in his mouth. Petty, yes, but the bloody slurping noise he makes every 2minutes on average could lead to his murder.

Thats why my DH sleeps in the spare room. We made the move a year ago because I had some health issues and a lot of medical machines that I hooked up to at night.

Now things are back to normal (health wise ), but we sleep so much better alone we just KOKO. We still start out on one bed or the other for some lovin time, but when done head to our own bed for sleep. Its great. He doesnt have to listen to me snoring sleeping like a princess.l, and I don't have to hear the freaking lawnmower all night.

Give it a try, you won't every want to give up you own bedroom again,

totally reasonable.
I'll vote not guilty if i'm in the jury, if not, PM me for an alibi

One of the advantages of not sharing a bed with DH is not having to put up with his nocturnal vagaries
I just get kicked around by the toddler instead.

People who sleep through their own loudness deserve everything they get.