Next door neighbour has very recently moved in his girlfriend, she seems polite enough at first, introduced herself and has been very friendly. Not had many previous issues with male neighbour either.
Today (yesterday?) their arguments began at 8am. It is now 3am and they are still going strong! Have heard at least 4 different arguments today including:
Her: Eh, but I didnae steal it fae the social work department though 'cause that wumman geed me it!
Him: Aye but you must o took it though cause social workers dinnae just go handin' out whatever yi fancy
Her: naw I left wi-oot it then the wumman come runnin' down the road and telt me just to take it, so yer a liarrrrr (extreme roll of the "R").
CONCLUSION: he gives in, agrees his girlfriend didn't steal whatever she was accused of stealing... After 2 HOURS!
Then we had
Him: you're just as bad as all they other lassies oot there
-Cue girlfriend shouting out of the window at random passers by about whether they'd ever known her to hit anyone, and him replying loudly each time "I never even said you did you daft cow".
Then there was something about her offering him rent and him refusing it, then her saying she'll pay for half the food, him huffing because that's his food, and her continuing to argue that she "won't even eat that much food anyway".
This one resulted in him sitting on our doorstep telling my OH that he "really really hates her".
And now I think they're arguing about someone giving her a free watch, he seems to have given up and has resorted to awarding points for sparky remarks made by her. The current standing seems to be 6 points to her, not sure about him though.
For the record I don't actually want to know what they're arguing about but the walls are paper thin, and my bedroom attaches to theirs. I just want to go to sleep!
Aibu to call Jeremy Kyle in and let him sort this out so I can go to sleep?! 