To think digestive biscuits contain ground up crack cocaine?

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It's the only explanation for why I keep shovelling them down my neck. I am powerless in the face of an open packet.

im pretty sure they put crack on frazzles too, i can easily eat the whole 8 pack in one day.

hob nobs

square crisps, cheese and onion flavour

mince pies

they all contain crack cocaine too

the old recipe digestives certainly had drugs in...its the only explanation for my unreasoning dismay when they changed the recipe!

I have moved my junk food addiction onto spicy crisps instead, not as satisfying especially with the endless mugs of tea I drink!

Yes they do. As does Tiger Bread.

Having just downed a whole tub of twiglets, I think there be some cross-contamination going on.....

Yes. And putting Stilton on them only enhances their power...

That explains why I keep eating the twiglets even though I don't actually like them. It's bourbons that I think are addictive.