WIBU to kill my daugter?

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Cough. Cough cough. Cough sneeze cough cough.

Shut up already!!!!! I love her really

Yanbu. Although I am doing the same. Hence being downstairs on mumsnet instead of sleeping in bed. I'm annoying myself.

Mum? Is that you?

Mine's during the same, but I just feel sorry for her. That's because I'm lovely and caring and you're an absolute rotter!

Are you available to hire?

My whole family are at it, my poor mum has come to stay for the new year and is playing nursemaid to us all. I won the temperature challenge earlier as mine peeked at 39.8, so I went to bed

Mine's doing the same not during! I must be tireder than I thought.

Grunt, I am of course, nothing but sympathy and love to her face whilst plotting her demise behind her back.

I could be persuaded camel....

Careful, this thread may lead a jury to a guilty verdict if found. Erase your internet history first.

Some how my children are managing to bark whilst still asleep ffs! So I'm getting no sleep. Has gotten a little better since I smothered them in Vicks inc soles of feet (mil tip) and put a humidifier in their room.

I'm even more irritated now ive noticed my typo in the title. She (and therefore I) am still awake. The small one will be up soon. Pass the caffeine!

Another thread inciting violence against a family member?

It's actually not funny.

Mine is wandering about with a tissue stuffed up each nostril.

Mine coughed until she was sick..... in our bed

It doesn't help when they're older. I've a 24yr old that walks around the house coughing that much that one of the dogs barks back at him. I can feel myself twitch every time he coughs. Then he watches stupid thing online and laughs like a hyena which makes him cough more. Surely since he's older I should be able to commit a crime of passion?

Only if you help me kill DH first. I find myself silently screaming FGS, if you're not saying anything you don't need to clear your sodding throat every 60 seconds.

cutteduppear yes, because if I was goingto kill my child for coughing I'd totally announce it on mumsnet first.