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how many pistachios would be poisonous?

24 replies

RoundYonPreMadonna · 18/12/2014 20:40

I think I'm just about there.

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Mrsmorton · 18/12/2014 20:41

Hmm, in the name of science OP, you should martyr yourself and get someone to let us know.

RoundYonPreMadonna · 18/12/2014 20:44

Can't stop. I'm in a pistachio trance.crunch. suck. Chew.

how many pistachios would be poisonous?
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moonrocket · 18/12/2014 20:45

DH says "at least 200g"! Shock

RoundYonPreMadonna · 18/12/2014 20:47

It's a 300g bag. 648 calories per 100g. I'm a good half way through.

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duckbilled · 18/12/2014 20:47

They are poisonous???!! Xmas Shock That explains why I have never reached my full potential!

ThePrincessWhoSatOnTheSprout · 18/12/2014 20:49

Crunch. Suck. Chew.... which bit are you sucking?

Surely you pull the shell off, then just chew. Or is there some other way of eating them?

MrsGSR · 18/12/2014 20:51

What?!! Poisonous?! I've eaten a 150g bag of shelled pistachios...

CyclopsBee · 18/12/2014 20:52

My DH loves them but does my friggin head in cos he leaves the shells everywhere Angry standing on one is worse than Lego!!
If I tell him they are poisonous maybe he will give up the habit Hmm

Expedititition · 18/12/2014 20:53

Aleatory you suck the yummy salt off the shell!

OttiliaVonBCup · 18/12/2014 20:53

Nah.
I've done that experiment and survived.

RoundYonPreMadonna · 18/12/2014 20:54

Suck the shells to get the salt off.

not to be indulged in in polite company.

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msrisotto · 18/12/2014 20:56

Don't let the closed up ones beat you. Use one shell from another to prize it open. Heh. They thought they won.

ThePrincessWhoSatOnTheSprout · 18/12/2014 20:59

Righto. That sounds a bit disgusting! The sucking element that is! But thanks for the explanation.

So.. if you put the whole nut in your mouth with the shell, so that you can suck the salt off, do you then take the shell out your mouth... or what?

TodaysFishIsTroutALaCreme · 18/12/2014 21:01

Ha ha. Glad to know me and my DD are not the only shell suckers. Grin

t3rr3gl35 · 18/12/2014 21:02

Watch the closed ones - I've had one filling in a life well lived, thanks to one of these bastards shearing a piece off. Otherwise....enjoy.

RoundYonPreMadonna · 18/12/2014 21:05

Pit nut in mouth.

suck

use front teeth to crunch open

suck again

chew.

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deadduck · 18/12/2014 21:07

STOP NOW!!

RoundYonPreMadonna · 18/12/2014 21:11

I think I'm done. Feel slightly nauseous.

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MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 18/12/2014 21:16

Poisonous? What? Shock

Ozne · 18/12/2014 22:03

I'm going to go with keep eating till the pack is empty. Even if it's a jumbo pack. Even if you feel a bit sick before you get there. Even if you have to undo your waistband. Even if there are witnesses.

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 18/12/2014 23:05

Never mind them being poisonous, have you seen how many bloody calories are in them?

emeline · 18/12/2014 23:09

Calorie lunacy! Can't believe it!

I'm currently plotting my way through a huge bag of roasted monkey nuts, cracking the shells and crunching, also v. Addictive... Luckily the packet us in the bin so I can't check the calories...

Xmas Shock
havemercy · 18/12/2014 23:12

I like this thread !Xmas Grin Flowers

ChickenMe · 19/12/2014 00:07

If they are closed it is like mussels. Do not eat.
They contain good fatty acids and minerals. And vitamin E so u will have a good complexion!

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