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To be a little bit in love with Daddy Pig

38 replies

queenmools · 16/12/2014 20:23

He's just so lovely, never cross, takes the piss out of himself and is often in bed with mummy pig by 8pm so I think he must be a sexy beast.

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Aeroflotgirl · 16/12/2014 20:30

Yanbu that is all Xmas Wink

CaptainAnkles · 16/12/2014 20:32

He looks like a cock and balls

victoryinthekitchen · 16/12/2014 20:33

Yanbu but I prefer King Thistle in Ben and Holly, he's gorgeous - a nice auburn beard and sexy voice :)

curiousgeorgie · 16/12/2014 20:33

His voice is quite soothing...

Shamazeballs · 16/12/2014 20:34

I like Red Beard the elf pirate Blush

Azquilith · 16/12/2014 20:35

Love Daddy Pig.

It's the bristly face. Grr.

victoryinthekitchen · 16/12/2014 20:36

Oooh yes shamazeballs Red Beard is quite hot / exciting and definitely fancies nanny plum.

EatShitDerek · 16/12/2014 20:37

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curiousgeorgie · 16/12/2014 20:41

Oh yes! The Robin Hood fox is sexy as f**k!

I also kind of have a thing for Doc McStuffins dad...

victoryinthekitchen · 16/12/2014 20:46

Robin Hood is completely sexy in animal or human form for some reason, the whole loveable rogue thing and good with and arrow.

Cheesymonster · 16/12/2014 20:46

I like Dr Brown Bear.

victoryinthekitchen · 16/12/2014 20:47

'an arrow' ... (getting overexcited!)

Shamazeballs · 16/12/2014 20:54

I like Docs dad too Grin

Then again I have a crush on Optimus Prime so my taste is questionable!

Madamecastafiore · 16/12/2014 20:56

I understand your attraction completely.

DCs think he is based on DH!

The calm soothing vice and little beardy bit is DH down to a T first thing I the morning.

mrspremise · 16/12/2014 21:00

Daddy Pig's favourite room is the museum cafe... This makes me luv him Grin

UterusUterusGhali · 16/12/2014 21:02

Ooh no. I bet he has halitosis.

IrenetheQuaint · 16/12/2014 21:02

calm soothing vice Grin

Would be quite hard logistically to do the deed with Daddy Pig, though. He's so spherical.

TalesOfTheCity · 16/12/2014 21:03

This is probably the single most unreasonable thing I've read on AIBU in over 5+ years of reading MN Xmas Grin

I cannot stand Peppa Pig, the show, but especially Daddy Pig.

HappyHippyChick · 16/12/2014 21:04

YADNBU he's lovely! He cooks, works and takes equal part in the childcare. How he puts up with snidey, PA mummy pig is beyond me!

redautumnleaves · 16/12/2014 21:06

YANBU. He is very lovely.
I have a girl crush on Miss Rabbit. She is so efficient, busy, amazing sense of humour and never complains.

slithytove · 16/12/2014 21:07

Only acceptable animated animal is The Fox in Robin Hood

Adult simba is pretty fine

Madamecastafiore · 16/12/2014 21:07

He has a v v long spherical cock Irene!

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queenmools · 16/12/2014 21:07

You could bounce around on him like a big trampoline.

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queenmools · 16/12/2014 21:08

Haha long spherical cock!

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Mammanat222 · 16/12/2014 21:09

I want to murder Daddy pig and the rest of the fucking pig family.

DS is obsessed with PP and although we limit TV I've seen far too much of that tripe.

Peppa is hideous... so spoilt and whiny and entitled. I think I'd do her in first. Then grandpa. I actually don't mind George but then he doesn't talk?

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