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To pop smoke and escape to the pub?

11 replies

ArmyDad · 12/12/2014 12:54

Took today off of work to go xmas shopping with DW for the kids last few stocking fillers. Except we aren't doing that at all I have been duped into shopping for accessories for her party outfit. She is in the chain rooms now trying stuff on. The pub is about 6 doors down from here.

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RollTheBallRollTheBall · 12/12/2014 12:59

What are you doing posting on here?

Run as fast as you can to the pub.

Aherdofmims · 12/12/2014 14:30

Maybe say you are off to get the stocking fillers and will meet her in the pub afterwards? Get the fillers quickly and proceed as planned.

partialderivative · 12/12/2014 14:52

Is she looking for diamond type stuff?

If so, get to the pub and explain that your were just there for De Beers

IAmLiftzilla · 12/12/2014 15:21

ltb

squoosh · 12/12/2014 16:17

Run pubwards and don't look back.

R4roger · 12/12/2014 16:19

no, you need to make sure her bum doesnt look big in her outfit!

ArmyDad · 12/12/2014 17:18

Update, went to pub and only got away with it by
a - telling her everything she'd bought looked great and
b - ensuring the barman was briefed to pour a large glass of wine on on her arrival.

Win-win

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ThirdPoliceman · 12/12/2014 18:58

Well done you.
Clearly the SAS training paid off.

ArmyDad · 12/12/2014 19:16

If I was SAS trained she'd never have found me. I'm more chairbourne than airbourne

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ThirdPoliceman · 12/12/2014 19:18

Yeah, course you're not SAS.

(I understand the need to know concept)

CheeseBuster · 12/12/2014 19:24

Ooh that's a good one partial Grin

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