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To wonder if cake is actually a malevolent force for evil...

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lemisscared · 27/11/2014 17:00

You'd think cake would be a nice thing, but on here it seems to be nothing but trouble.

There was a thread deleted earlier for breaking talk guildlines, i hadn't seen anything untoward when i read it so maybe it all kicked off.

Some poor woman was christened Lemon Drizzle Cunt, and this also lead a spate of cake punching Shock or at least the desire to punch cakes.

I can't help but wonder if there is more to cake than meets the eye, and its not all good............Cake

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LeopardInABobbleHat · 27/11/2014 17:11

It's a handy foodstuff to load all your hang-ups onto.

Overweight? - blame Cake

Feel inadequate in the SAHM arena? - blame Cake not rising as it should.

Can't hack the School Gate/PTA socialising? - Cake 's fault.

Poor old Cake Sad

AmyMumsnet · 27/11/2014 17:13

Hi everyone,

While Cake does have evil powers of resistance-weakening, that thread was actually zapped because we had reason to believe the OP wasn't genuine.

It wasn't the cake's fault... this time...

lemisscared · 27/11/2014 17:17

False cake haters, those are the worst!! CakeCakeCake

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LeopardInABobbleHat · 27/11/2014 17:27

Who would pretend about Cake Shock Evil bastards Sad

Latara · 27/11/2014 17:42

Cake is evil because it is deliciously tempting yet contains too much sugar & saturated fat to be healthy...

Hatespiders · 27/11/2014 17:45

Bloody dh has demolished a whole Christmas cake I made. It was loaf-shaped and meant to be turned into a Log. He must have found it in the tin and had a go, then couldn't stop. I'd better hide the big round Christmas cake, or murder will be committed if he eats that as well.

crocodilesarevicious · 27/11/2014 17:58

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LaurieFairyCake · 27/11/2014 18:00

There's been a rise on here of anti-cakers recently.

In my head I call them the 'Mung bean posse'.

CleanLinesSharpEdges · 27/11/2014 18:00

LemonDrizzleCunt... I quite like that, I may name change.

lemisscared · 27/11/2014 18:09

I wouldn't do that cleanlines....people will want to punch you!

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