To shove a turkey in her gob?

[LuisSuarezTeeth]

Her next door has got Slade etc on full blast and is "singing".

It is not Christmas.
I hate Slade.
She never fucking shuts up.

God help me. I wanted an afternoon snooze

I don't know but your title made me giggle

John and Yoko now.

Christmas seems really early this year.

Loads of people already have trees up, shops have their decorations up, Christmas adverts seem to be on much earlier, etc.

I don't remember it being like this previously.

I might just be turning into The Grinch.

It's a good time of year for some loud Wagner.

Yes King it's too too much.

Now we have clapping and stomping

I can take no more. Either I put Metallica on or go out to the car

Wagner is a possibility too

John and Yoko - Eugh!

Two turkeys!

Oh thank God she's put it off. We're back to general screaming, banging and barking dogs. What a relief.

It's always a good time of year for some loud Wagner.

And I saw a Christmas tree in a hotel (of sorts) on the 8th of bloody September.

I thought this might have been an anti vegeterian thread.

wanders back out

Already had Wagner here- he did the local light switch on!

Prefer slade tbh

She'd probably be more put out if you shoved it up her arse

How about doing a joey(from friends)/mr bean & shove it on her head?

I bet she's listening to Smooth Christmas. They are playing non stop Christmas songs

I love the Slade song !

I dunno I think it was on the huge telly.

Man it's non stop fucking noise. What will actual Christmas be like?

She'd probably be more put out if you shoved it up her arse

Well yes. I was reserving the stuffing for that though

I think it's time to fight back. What is the most annoying sound in the world?

Anti vegetarian thread

Haven't there been any yet?

Good idea.

They were on in our GP's waiting room this morning. I couldn't decide if I was just being a miserable cow (I was, after all, there for anti-depressants) or it was wildly inappropriate.

Ah well. I've treated her to an hour of Metallica, plus 2 days of the Archers.

Silence is golden...