To wish at this time of year...

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

It was possible to have little clone minions of yourself to do stuff? So at least you were still doing it all your way.

And even to have a little clone minion to read the pile of 20 books you've bought throughout the last 18 months hand have had NO time to read.

I wish reading a pile books was all I'd need my clone minions to do!!

God yes. Three or four helpers would be most useful. To make dinner...

i'd lke them all year!

I'll read the books. The little clone minions can do the housework.

I'd get a lot more done if Mumsnet and Facebook worked as audio.

Take the idea to the Dragons' Den!

I need them every day!

Dear god Mamma I'd have thousands! Book reading would just be a job given to one of the fortunate minions. For every lucky minion I'd say there were about 250 unlucky ones.

I like the Dragons Den idea!

No! The clone minions do the toilet cleaning, the washing, bed making, the school run, grocery shopping and making the lunch boxes.

You read the books and drink the wine. That's the best order. :)