Oh my arsing husband

[Horsemad]

Cat threw up everywhere this morning, told him to keep her in the kitchen where the floor's tiled.
Just got home from work and she's obviously been sick in the lounge. He's cleaned up but there's now a lovely patch which will show up when dry, slap bang in the middle of
the (cream) carpet.

Why do men not listen?

I'm sure some men listen but mine's a bit like yours - I speak and I can see the big long line of words winding their way over the top of his head and making a detour around his ears. I've kind of given up expecting anything else really

They are just idiots.