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AIBU?

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to insist on picking DP's belly button

12 replies

ladeedad · 11/11/2014 18:05

DP insists I am BU and asked what is wrong with me!!

I insist that a weekly daily inspection of his tummy-cavern is imperative and satisfying. He can accumulate the most fantastic fluffballs. Plus it is less gross than sporn.

So who is BU?

OP posts:
InfinitySeven · 11/11/2014 18:06

That is grim.

IgnoreMeEveryOtherFuckerDoes · 11/11/2014 18:07

Boak

You are

ladeedad · 11/11/2014 18:09

Now really. It is no different from picking the fluff from the tumble dryer, but far more satisfying!

OP posts:
Marmiteandjamislush · 11/11/2014 18:12

His belly button. His choice, I'm afraid. I know you are being lighthearted but it could get a bit sore if you are doing it everyday.

Jolleigh · 11/11/2014 18:12

I'd say eeeerrrrw, but I pick spots (not just my own) so I'm probably worse Grin.

AesSedai · 11/11/2014 18:15

Eeeeew - bloody hell, I was just about to eat my dinner.

beautyfades · 11/11/2014 18:16

I do it!

beautyfades · 11/11/2014 18:17

It's clean fluff of sweaters! Still a bit grim though!

Thebodynowchillingsothere · 11/11/2014 18:22

Op have you googled Rachels exploding spot it's so good and you sound the type to like it.

Those who posted this was vile do not google. Grin

Jolleigh · 11/11/2014 18:30

Buzzfeed did an article full of spot, black head and abscess videos the other week. Soooo satisfying.

Yeah...anyone who's a bit squeamish is best not to look it up.

Thebodynowchillingsothere · 11/11/2014 18:40

jolleigh you see that's what I am talking about. Grin

Jolleigh · 11/11/2014 18:42

Go have a look Thebody...it's a good half hour's worth Grin.

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