in thinking there needs to be a law forbidding these?

[HedgehogsDontBite]

Cold germs, or to be more precise: cough germs, for women who've given birth recently (like in the last 20 or so years). I think they breach my human rights

Why for women who have given birth?

I assume OP has stitches. Coughing not good with stitches.

Poor OP.

Oh! Or she's peeing her pants.

Poor OP.

Yep, before children I at least had a fighting chance of controlling my bladder. That went out of the window completely with DC2.