to want to amuse you with this

[SeasonsEatings]

On Friday I was a sobbing mess (I have a thread on Relationships) and googled Relate "insert town name". Anyhooo I called said number, crying. I said that I thought I should book a session with Relate before I kicked my DH out, all a bit awkward when a lovely elderly lady explained that I had in fact called the Relate Charity Shop on the High Street.......

I can't really share this in RL

Oops!

Lol, poor you!

You should share it in real life btw - it's good to have a rare smile in the midst of all the heartache.
It does get easier too btw, just take every day as it comes

They probably provide a better service.......

Did you book an appointment?