Where did Dappy's cock go?

[KingJoffreysBloodshotEye]

I was hoping for pictures...

Was that the facebook blocking church person??

CAN WE STOP WITH DAPPYS COCK?!

The rumour is that it's not actually "his" cock.

Photoshop is Dappy's friend, apparently.

And Dappy is a vile little misogynist who I'd rather not see (or hear) any part of again if I can avoid him.

Bleurgh.

Oh, is he?

I don't know a lot about him. Saw him once on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

He kept rearranging the flaps on his deerstalker hat.

A git, is he? Dislike gits.

Who is he? Actually don't bother. Sounds a twat.

Was it photoshopped then?

That's disappointed me. I've seen a lot worse in my time.

saw terry wogans and admitted defeat.

He kept rearranging the flaps on his deerstalker hat.

Sounds like a euphemism

Nope. No euphemism. Actual flap rearranging.

Maybe it was a displacement activity?