I only came back from holiday on Wednesday!
Thursday I had two conservatives on the doorstep, today it's been labour.
I've had phone calls from the conservatives, labour and UKIP and most disturbingly of all Nigel Farage was apparently in the co-op at the weekend.
AIBU to think none of them give a shiny shit about the residents of Rochester and Strood and should fuck off back to Westminster and stop harassing me?