Spare willies?

[Bardette]

Dniece arrives home with school newsletter which says:
'If anyone has any spare willies lying around at home, size 7-12, YR could make good use of them'
Can't imagine what they want them for, some sort of craft project perhaps? I've had a quick look around and all the ones here are still being used. Dsis and I v. keen to support dn education and all that - have any of you got a spare willy I could pass on?

Oh dear, I have been caught out with this before. Word auto corrects I promise!! Just last week I had to go back send change as I nearly got caught a second time. Much hilarity from those who actually read the letter....

I'm not sure if pickled would be acceptable or if they need to be fresh, I'll ask dsis to check.
CocktailQueen I didn't see the other thread. It seems that several schools are appealing for willies, maybe it's part of the new curriculum?

I blame Michael Gove for this.

I should think it's a case of sex discrimination. If half the class don't have access to adequate equipment for the task maybe a different approach is necessary.

Our school did a willie walk one year, no-one noticed.

Whoever wrote this letter is the prick of the week.

I'd have to send something back with my child on Monday. Perhaps a note saying 'sorry, we only have one size 15 willy in this house and we use it regularly'. Unless your husband is in the doghouse in which case I'd say size 3.

Or if you have any Ann Summers chocolate willies in the house, send one of those.

You know it's got to be done!

My husband has a willy that doesn't get much use but I'm not sure if he would regard it as spare as such. I'm happy to ask him for you though

Williebank?