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Get naked on my birthday

17 replies

Katjasm · 29/08/2014 20:12

OK here goes. I am feeling a bit old and stuffy. So on my birthday I would like to get naked. What do you think, mad or genius?

Where can I get naked. I thought pose for artist, run through a field or maybe a beach. Ideas?

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judypoops · 29/08/2014 20:14

The bath?

MrHughJass · 29/08/2014 20:14
Grin

I think the middle of a shopping centre.

(otherwise, I like your three ideas, or skinny dipping in a lovely lake or river)

Primadonnagirl · 29/08/2014 20:14

In the bath?

AtYourCervix · 29/08/2014 20:15

Studland.

Go swimming in the sea.

Nekkid.

Fabulous idea.

scaevola · 29/08/2014 20:17

Life class modelling requires the ability to pose and stay still.

I'd cross that off your list as it really doesn't sit right with celebrational abandonment.

Skinny dipping would be my choice.

Trills · 29/08/2014 20:20

The sea definitely.

Scaevola is right, being a life model is no way to celebrate.

AtYourCervix · 29/08/2014 20:25

Yes. A mad run across the dunes and into the waves.

can i come?

HumblePieMonster · 29/08/2014 20:26

Jolly good idea.

Katjasm · 29/08/2014 20:27

OK not life model. Bath is keeping clean but not as exciting as I would hope. Skinny dip could be on the list. Shopping center would be fun but I don't want to make local news:-)

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AlpacaPicnic · 29/08/2014 20:34

When is your birthday... Because if it's not until the middle of winter then I might suggest somewhere warm!

SarcyMare · 29/08/2014 20:37

how about a public sauna and put on a german accent

MrsCumbersnatch · 29/08/2014 20:39

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makemineapinot · 29/08/2014 20:43

Skinny dipping - def! Especially if your birthday is in winter and the said skinny dipping scenario means you must go somewhere sunny and hot for at least a long weekend!

Katjasm · 29/08/2014 20:52

Prefer to avoid the weird males, but don,t mind the occasional by stander as long as they not offended. My bgf said order pizza and drop my towel which made me laugh. I would be funny but think I would laugh to much. Also might scar the kid:-)

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Katjasm · 29/08/2014 20:56

Birthday oh too soon.skinny dip in sun could be fun.well done mrscumbersnatch:-)

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SchroSawMargeryDaw · 29/08/2014 21:34

Find a nudey beach?

Sallyingforth · 29/08/2014 21:40

House.
Garden.
Beach - any beach will do. It's quite legal to be undressed in public.

Happy birthday!

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