To stroke all of them until I find a soft one

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Then swap with mine, I'm talking about the hotel bed linen. The hotel we're in has the most scratchy bedclothes. If I could just get in the linen cupboard and find a soft set I'd be much happier!! precious much

Ah. Not penises. Disappointing.

That would be no fun, soft penis hunting in a hotel linen cupboard!

Did you hear about that new TV show where they're naked the whole time and it's basically a reality dating show.

It's called Dating Naked.

Oh no, your thread got derailed and died. My bad.

Yes, I like soft linens too. I go out of my way to make sure I'm buying soft sheets. :)

A friend used to take her own bed bag with her.. Basically two sheets sewn together so she didn't have to touch the hotel ones.