To draw your attention to the word Twatclackers?

[Waitingonasunnyday]

Yes, technically this is a TAAT. But you might have missed the thread with the best word I have ever read on Mumsnet.

So just to highlight:

TWATCLACKERS

(we now need a twatclackers emoticon please)

My vocabulary has increased so much since joining mumsnet.

How would we imagine twatclackers? It sounds rather painful

Yanbu. Saw that thread last night and it's exactly the word I've been looking for to describe my line manager. It's perfect.

For me, it was the whole phrase - fat ballsack twatclackers that cinched it!

Really helped visualize the ops "stepdad".

Bollocks like a pair of cheap castanets?

That sounds like what happens when the fanjo flaps start to sag...

Hmmmm, quite like that one.