To complain about my neighbours pool habits

[Tiggywinklespinny]

Sometimes she wears a bikini, mostly though she parades herself naked, norks and bush out.

She thinks her fences are high enough to hide this.

AIBU to ask her to put something on

she's a twat - throw moths at her

Let her have her bit of freedom, she lived in the States and is probably enjoying the chance not to wear a bikini top.

(are they nice tits ?)

She is from forrin parts love, she doesn't understand it might be her pool but it is your rules :)

:-)

Not unreasonable- i think she'd prefer someone to complain really.

Lol! Prolly thinks her nips are level too!

Lol! Prolly thinks her nips are level too!

My old boss's late wife used to parade around naked and drunk. When the neighbours complained, she marched to the hedge and shouted...

"you're just jealous because you're poor and can't afford a pool! So you can just piss off!"

"you're just jealous because you're poor and can't afford a pool! So you can just piss off!"

I wish I knew more people like this.

YABU, same advice a woman who sees their neighbour tackle out would get, just don't look (if that were possible ironic processing)

It's so Jilly Cooper. I would embrace it on those grounds. Drink pimms get sloshed and point out her bush to any visitors.

Her pool,her rules.

Just seen the pool rules thread

You could have made a bit more of an effort with the bush/garden/trimming connection OP, has it been a long week?

As previousy mentioned her pool her rules. Btw how big were her tits? (Just asking cos I'm male)

Why is she a twat? Just stop watching her surely?

Take a picture and post on Facebook?
Bonus points for tagging her in the picture.