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To ask your laminated 5

308 replies

MrsSocks · 04/07/2014 00:31

Mine are ;

  1. David Beckham
  2. Guy Martin
  3. Gerard Butler
  4. Zac Efron
  5. Robert Downey Jnr

:)

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Nabootique · 04/07/2014 15:26

Oooh, this was difficult:

Billie Joe Armstrong (17 year crush still going strong)
Joseph Gilgun
Joseph Fiennes
Paul Rudd
Johnny Lee Miller

My sub would probably be Ian Sommerhalder, although I do feel he's a bit too well groomed. It's like a guilty pleasure.

LearnerM0ther · 04/07/2014 15:28

Hold the phone, fuck a duck!!! Shock

THE GOBLIN KING

LearnerM0ther · 04/07/2014 15:30

Ooh, yeah. Johnny Lee Miller as Sickboy.. Getting far too involved with this! Must do something productive now. Grin

Kim82 · 04/07/2014 15:33
  1. Channing Tatum
  2. Gino D'Acampo
  3. Danny Jones (from McFly)
  4. Billie Joe Armstrong (especially in Boulevard of Broken Dreams video drools)

I'm not sure about number 5, I'll have to give it a bit more thought, you can't rush these things when it's being laminated!

cantbelievemyeyes · 04/07/2014 15:35

Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake

...sorry, lost my ability to count there. I still forget to breathe when I recall some of the moves we were treated to on his 20/20 tour.

Nabootique · 04/07/2014 15:44

Yes! I'm not alone with Billie Joe! Agree about that video. I think he's improved with age, the black hair and eyeliner. Mmm.

Johnny is definitely fittest as Sick Boy. I think I want him to actually be Scottish as well, for the accent.

Redcoats · 04/07/2014 15:49

I'm not laminating my list. I've already changed my mind just reading through the thread.

Rob Lowe
John Taylor (preferably from the 80s with the big hair)
Ryan Reynolds
Howard from take That (or Jason if he's busy)
Bradley cooper (although I'm writing him in pencil cos I'm going off him a bit)

Richard Armitage as Mr Thornton is on the subs bench.
If I'm in a toy boy mood I'm bringing in zac Efron and Aaron Paul.

Nabootique · 04/07/2014 16:02

How did I forget about Ryan Gosling?! Especially in Half Nelson. Damn. Goes back to drawing board

MamaLazarou · 04/07/2014 16:24

I am only allowed one person on my laminated list and it is kissing only: no sex.

  1. Christopher Guest.
SharkBearGator · 04/07/2014 16:38

I can only think of 3
Norman Reedus
M Shadows
Stephen Amell (see picture)

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GormlessNormTheGardenGnome · 04/07/2014 16:41

1 Andrew Scott
2 Benedict Cumberbatch
3 John Simm
4 David Tennant
5 Mark Chadwick (the levellers)

Only number 1 is laminated though.

normalishdude · 04/07/2014 16:42

Rose Byrne
Carol Vorderman
Rebekah Brooks
Jo Guest
The Queen

GormlessNormTheGardenGnome · 04/07/2014 16:45

Aldo, going back a couple of pages, but I have to ask: dunkling "blue argos man"? Have I missed something, or are you talking about the weird, annoying, computer generated alien thing in the argos advert? Confused

RiverTam · 04/07/2014 17:04

how the jeff can this man be on the subs bench???

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MrsSocks · 04/07/2014 17:10

I also have a bit of a jason Bateman obsession at the minute so best add him on to the list too

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ChallyCreaks · 04/07/2014 17:22

Jamie Redknapp
Dec
Thierry Henry
Prince Harry
Jack Whitehall

VampyreofTimeandMemory · 04/07/2014 17:26

are they just men who you 'would'? is that what laminated means? before I list them and make a twat of myself.

VampyreofTimeandMemory · 04/07/2014 17:51

these ones:

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Plomino · 04/07/2014 18:00
  1. Kiefer Sutherland at any point in his lifetime but particularly now .
  2. Keanu reeves circa 1990 ish
  3. Mark Harmon anytime
  4. Shemar Moore ( Morgan from Criminal Minds)
  5. Kiefer Sutheland again ..... And again .... And again ......
LearnerM0ther · 04/07/2014 18:08

Ah, Kiefer!! I hear ya.. Stand By Me. And, of course, as Bauer.

Beginning to think I'm too easily pleased..? (We are talking nearly 20 years to collect all these crushes though Wink

TheEnchantedForest · 04/07/2014 18:15

Hohhot yes Bauer.

ShellingPeasAgain · 04/07/2014 18:21

Viggo Mortensen (in LOTR and just about anything else)
Daniel Day Lewis (last of the Mohicans)
Johnny Depp (only as Captain Jack)
Alan Rickman
Liam Neeson

silveroldie2 · 04/07/2014 18:34

Alan Rickman - everyone else hands off, he's MINE!
David Ginola - French footballer
Jean Christophe Novelli
Tim Roth
Paul Blackthorne - (starred in The Dresden Files which tragically only ran
for one series)

FiveExclamations · 04/07/2014 18:50
  1. Rory McCann, not, just to be clear, Rory McGrath (Confusion has caused hilarity on other threads).
2,3,4 & 5. See 1.
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frankie5 · 04/07/2014 18:51

Harrison Ford - Star Wars era
Matt Damon
Euan McGregor
Benedict Cumberbatch
Damian Lewis