To want to shag Sporticus?

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He's on channel 4 at the mo, in his swimming trunks!

I don't think you're alone here.
He was here for a web chat and was very popular.

YABU!!!

Must be a different programme on in Scotland then! I changed the channel quickly to see him and was met with drunk folk from Sunderland!!

YABU. Robbie would be far better in bed I think!

Apart from anything else I couldnt bear a man going down on me and calling it "Crotch Candy", cos he would, you know he would.

Just saw him too. Can't believe he's 50! Knocks spots off of Daniel Craig.

YABU.

(But I would ride Robbie Rotten like a Blackpool donkey).

Haha, I read the title out to DP and his response was "Oh dear." He dated a Sporticus obsessed mutual friend before me, it was hilarious

However, YANBU, he looks like he'll be fun in bed haha

chipped you are a sick,sick woman butnowhere near as sick as malory!! haha
everyone has their weird-flavour-pin-ups :)
and are you mad bogeyface?- robbie rotten has much lesser physical strength than sporticus, he might be dirtier but the range of postions would be much more limited.if you likeit standing up,sporticus is your guy!

BUT....that mustache would HAVE to go :)

Would this help persuade you?

YABU - he would be exhausting! No way a normal person could keep up with him!

Just picture it, if you dropped something on the floor, instead of just picking it up like a normal person he would bounce around off the walls and floor waving his arms about like a lunatic with a manic grin.

And he would try and get you to do cartwheels and jump etc - far too athletic imo.

Oh, and he has no discernible gonads you know. Just a smooth groin - like a doll.

Yanbu, I'm glad it's not just me.

Also, I actually LIKE the moustache.

Mazie forget standing up, I like lying down and him doing all the work. Robbie would be fine for me I reckon! :o

chipped HE IS WEARING SLIP ONS!!!! You are fucked up, seriously. You need help!

Yep Kirsty plastic pants and a trademark is all you will find in his tighty whities! :o

I wasn't looking at the shoes!

Nothing there at all look, not even a little bulge!

www.google.co.uk/search?q=sportacus&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ei=E92xU5KbLcGGOPDigfgG&ved=0CCsQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=685#facrc=&imgdii=&imgrc=nie8RAwHZY9K6M%253A%3BoxXLtzN_FaJPfM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.stykk.is%252Fcomenius%252Fimages%252Fisland_img%252Fsportacus.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.stykk.is%252Fcomenius%252Fpeople_iceland.html%3B430%3B157

Is Lazytown still on the telly?
Hitgirl (kickass) reminds me a little bit of Stephanie.

Robbie. MUCH sexier than Sportacus

~Whats behind robbies ear in that pic?!

And yes, PHWOAAAAR :o

I just can't get over Robbie in his purple all-in-one suit...

Not sure, there is no lack of "bulgitude" in this pic

I'm off to bed, and I'm going to have to explain to DH why I'm smirking!

Thats not a bulge, thats a shadow!

And if you need to look hard to see it then it aint worth having :o

I read this before I caught up on Channel 4+1 and thought WTF and that YAVU.

Unfortunately I have now completely changed my tune. I cannot believe he's 50 and I so would

Get in the queue willyou, I saw him in his trunks first