I've just sat down for the first time all day with a cuppa and my e-cig for five minutes of mumsnet peace and quiet before the school run. 3 phone calls in 5 minutes, one after the other.
1 Our car was involved in an accident. 'NO IT WASN'T'.
2 Something about energy bills. 'I promise you I'm not going to try and sell you anything.' LIAR!
3 I didn't let the third one start talking after the initial 'you're being connected through a computer' silence. There'd better not be a fourth.