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[LuisSuarezTeeth]

Everyone, for everything?

I'm going to report all of you for filling the dishwasher with bog (yeah! I said it!) brushes and plastic bags, thus leaving no room for the Crocs. YABVU.

I'm putting my DD's potty in there tonight, just to SERVE YOU ALL RIGHT.

My cats food bowls are in mine

I'm too busy for all this...
I'm trying to clutch my pearls, hoik my judgey-pants and simultaneously ask you all to email my guru [email protected]

Report every thread mentioning daddylong legs or plastic carrier bags or washing towels. Won't leave much else.

That was inspiring Forforksache

Mn at its best. You see that's why I love ya all, you nest of vipers.

usual I shall henceforth forthwith report tax payers as well

I'll take all your bog brushes, Crocs, plastic bags and potty's and raise you Dishwasher Salmon. At the SAME TIME.

*etc OFFS I meant ect

bunch now I'm confused. Is this an attempt to entice pedants, giving me the option to report them for pedantry?

You can report me for :
Feeding my kids McDonalds
Not bathing them every night
Being a SAHM and not putting my children into childcare.
Claiming tax credits
Deleting my facebook
If I think of anything else I will let you know

emms

Reported.

I don't have a dishwasher. Where am I meant to wash my loo brush?

In the sink, obviously. Ya know, where you wash your chicken?

Dishwasher salmon? I've missed that one?!

Oh, I've been washing it in the shower with me, and the loo brush.

Do you put your toothbrushes in the dishwasher too? My mum does!

You wrap it in foil, adding lemon juice, herbs, butter etc. It cooks delicately in the DW.

Husband and I are on benefits.
We have two dogs AND Six cats!
We have two toilets, three young fellas and TWO, probably, stinky toilet brushes!
A dishwasher!
And we're getting a DLA car, so ner ner and ner :-P
Report that you TROLL!
And I used THAT word, so there.

runs away and hides

You wrap it in foil, adding lemon juice, herbs, butter etc. It cooks delicately in the DW.

I really hope you're not still talking about the toilet brush!